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05 Mar 2021, 7:57 pm

Cornflake wrote:

^ That's my bank, and you're a star employee.

You're welcome. :lol:

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05 Mar 2021, 7:58 pm

Here, have a massive pay rise. :lol:

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05 Mar 2021, 8:00 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Here, have a massive pay rise. :lol:

No thanks. :lol:

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05 Mar 2021, 8:01 pm

Wise move, m'boy. :lol:

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05 Mar 2021, 9:41 pm

I bought bright red towels the other day.

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05 Mar 2021, 11:27 pm

I'm sorry, it was an accident

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06 Mar 2021, 10:00 am

The WHO and the United Nations can be trusted blindly as they know what's best for everyone.......

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06 Mar 2021, 2:19 pm

The controls for the Wii version of Twilight Princess don't suck at all. They make everything very easy.

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06 Mar 2021, 4:15 pm

The bank that I am an employee of will help fund a social event
that will happen in the middle of April.

The bank manager will give you more information if you want it. :wink:

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06 Mar 2021, 6:44 pm

:lol: Gladly, on magnificent gold-embossed vellum parchments.

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06 Mar 2021, 9:17 pm

The greatest friend that I had in college didn't pass away. He's alive and kicking.

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07 Mar 2021, 9:38 am

Until 1959, the English word for a baby horse was "horselet." It was changed after a diplomatic incident involving an innocent question to a recently-married Saudi prince about his horses.

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07 Mar 2021, 12:37 pm

That must be just after it was known as a "horseling".

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07 Mar 2021, 4:02 pm

I hate the music of the 60s British Invasion.

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07 Mar 2021, 5:01 pm

John Wayne was really a Dolphin wearing a cowboy outfit.

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08 Mar 2021, 8:26 am

Trust the government, because they have your best interest at heart.

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