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Erewhon
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19 Sep 2021, 12:50 am

I am the oldest member on this forum.
I am the youngest member on this forum.



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19 Sep 2021, 3:27 am

mee too.



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19 Sep 2021, 5:13 pm

Erewhon wrote:
I am the oldest member on this forum.
I am the youngest member on this forum.


Me too!


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19 Sep 2021, 6:50 pm

My heart is heavier.
My head is also heavier since last night. :lol:


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21 Sep 2021, 1:01 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Erewhon wrote:
I am the oldest member on this forum.
I am the youngest member on this forum.


Me too!


There is a simple explanation that Auntblabby and AnonymousAnonymous are the same age as me.
We are, after all, triplets. :) :) :)

I didn't have to search the internet for the English word 'triplets', i knew the translation word triplets myself



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21 Sep 2021, 1:23 am

Erewhon wrote:
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Erewhon wrote:
I am the oldest member on this forum.
I am the youngest member on this forum.


Me too!


There is a simple explanation that Auntblabby and AnonymousAnonymous are the same age as me.
We are, after all, triplets. :) :) :)

I didn't have to search the internet for the English word 'triplets', i knew the translation word triplets myself


All three of you were whelped at the same time, and in the same litter, by the Octomom! :lol:



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21 Sep 2021, 1:59 am

i'll buy that for a dollar.



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21 Sep 2021, 12:26 pm

^ You'll get a better interest rate with snails.


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21 Sep 2021, 12:28 pm

I gave birth to them.


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21 Sep 2021, 12:38 pm

I just emerged from a chrysalis! :flower:


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21 Sep 2021, 1:04 pm

i drank me some heavy water and radium and now i glow in the dark.



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21 Sep 2021, 1:53 pm

I'm a devout Christian.


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21 Sep 2021, 2:32 pm

Died hours ago.

And went mad laughing.

Everyone woke up.


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I love the smell of scented candles and fragrant hair products.


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22 Sep 2021, 2:07 pm

My mom is native to Italy, not Central America.


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22 Sep 2021, 2:51 pm

The Bourbon Bacon Burgers are behind it all!

That seemingly harmless club for European and American bluebloods that started meeting in the town of Bourbonbaconburg Germany right after WWII are now a sinister cabal who run the world.

And you probably thought that they were just "Meal Number Nine" at Wendy's.