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Matrix Glitch
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25 Jun 2022, 8:26 pm

The best way to make extra money is to photocopy $20 bills and then take them to your bank for deposit.



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27 Jun 2022, 7:10 pm

I have just been named the manager of my place of employment! 8)


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28 Jun 2022, 1:19 am

i just ate a barbequed elephant.



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28 Jun 2022, 1:40 am

4 out of 5 dentists recommend a steady diet of Skittles.



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28 Jun 2022, 3:14 am

9 out of 10 nutritionists recommend that you hang your washing outside on a rainy day.



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28 Jun 2022, 4:50 pm

Orson Welles always had a strong admiration for Alfred Hitchcock.


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30 Jun 2022, 2:49 pm

Be very careful if you see a beautiful sunset: the sky can catch fire and burn you.


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01 Jul 2022, 4:44 am

I am a very smart person.



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02 Jul 2022, 12:14 am

In Australia dead people's bodies are used for steaks, burgers, kebabs and some other common meat dishes.



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02 Jul 2022, 3:38 am

I am great at circuits analysis



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02 Jul 2022, 8:22 am

I feel like crap.

But not so tempted to do something potentially risky again for that. Cause that didn't scared me.


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03 Jul 2022, 12:01 am

i love the 4th as much as i love stinking hot weather. :|



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03 Jul 2022, 12:11 am

I love when fireworks scare the s**t out of my rabbit, and I have to worry about him having a heart attack multiple times a year because people feel the need to set off fireworks until 12 A.M.



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03 Jul 2022, 12:40 am

It's International Fat People's Day today! Let's celebrate their weight achievements, diseases and early deaths!



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03 Jul 2022, 12:42 am

:ncool: [no lie]



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03 Jul 2022, 12:26 pm

I have a wonderful, blatant lie to post here but  my computer doesn't have enough ink to post it


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