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Edna3362
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24 Feb 2021, 11:23 am

Ridden a t-rex shark on daily basis. And had to beat the crap out of it to obey and let me ride.

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24 Feb 2021, 1:41 pm

I have a Tyrannosaurus in my garden shed but I can't get the saddle on it.

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24 Feb 2021, 3:13 pm

I have a hoparoo for a pet.

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24 Feb 2021, 3:19 pm

I ride a mustang spider. Not that fast on the flat, TBH, but unbeatable on the vertical.

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24 Feb 2021, 5:19 pm

I don't want to go to any funerals or cemeteries. They scare me.

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24 Feb 2021, 5:30 pm

I've got the saddle on the Tyrannosaurus!

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24 Feb 2021, 9:16 pm

I'm no longer on SSI and EBT.

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25 Feb 2021, 6:52 pm

All sheep are liars.

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25 Feb 2021, 8:11 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I can't wait to spay my kitten on Thursday.

I do not hope all goes well and recovery goes smoothly.

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25 Feb 2021, 9:04 pm

I’m a slacker and don’t do anything I don’t want to. Yet nobody accuses me of being so.