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I'm not sleepy at all.

Feeling so energetic

Many snakes have eight vestigial limbs, a relic of their spider ancestry.

Kurt Vonnegut did not write Slaughterhouse 5.

Sir Isaac Asimov did.

I love the summer heat. I love having no appetite. I love extreme thirst.

The descendants of A.A. Milne have agreed with Disney to change Winnie-the-Pooh's name to Winnie-the-Bear because they are quite sick of all the "poo(h)" jokes people have been making for years.

I'm the most logical person on WP and I never cry.

SGT Cockney Rebel is now a new mod & has been performing duties very well.

In a now rare moment of bipartisan cooperation the US House of Reps has now (almost unanimously) voted to abolish the Electorial College, and to replace it with a new system of choosing Presidents. The Senate is expected to approve it with the speed of an express line!

The new more enlightened system will be...snake handling.

The opposing candidates will be forced to go to a mountain Pentacostal church and to publicly handle rattle snakes, copper heads, water moccasins, and coral snakes, in front of the congregation.

Whichever candidate survives will be the next chief executive of the land.

Australia (with its abundant supply of venomous snakes) is studying the technique as a possible means to pick its own future prime ministers.

If you dry your vomit, it turns into cheese.

I didn't find the above post disgusting.

If you inject milk directly into your bloodstream, it helps you gain calcium and you feel great.

Nope. Not hungry at all.
And nope, I did not just spent a week worth of my income solely towards food and ate all of it within a day.

Also nope. I'm still not hungry.

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