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07 Jul 2021, 3:26 pm

I like wasting my time unable to sleep because of my damn stomach. Or my damn nose. Or my damn bladder. Or my damn hormones.

:lol: It's not almost 4:30AM.

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07 Jul 2021, 4:19 pm

DC stands for Drama Capital

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08 Jul 2021, 1:59 am

I am offering my 2 legs for sale to the highest bidder. It is important to mention that i can easily reach the 100 meter sprint within 10 seconds, so you have very athletic legs with this offer. The minimum price for my 2 legs is 5000 euros.

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08 Jul 2021, 5:12 pm

I love reading about Republicans making plans to force Democrats out of Congress.

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10 Jul 2021, 1:21 pm

This post contains three lies.
(1) I did not shoot an insect in our bathroom this morning.
(2) My bride did not hand me the gun.

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10 Jul 2021, 3:23 pm

Believe everything you read.

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12 Jul 2021, 9:06 pm

My mom, my NT sister, and I have refused to get our coronavirus vaccines.

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12 Jul 2021, 11:37 pm

Yesterday i won the lottery.
In total there is now 3 million euros in my bank account.
I have decided to divide this 3 million euros among all forum members of wrong planet.

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12 Jul 2021, 11:48 pm

i just flew back home from my summer cave on phobos.

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