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20 Mar 2021, 7:08 pm

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I passionately care about Pepe La Pew, Peirce Morgan, and Mr. Potato Head!

Oh, me too. I rarely think of anything else these days.

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20 Mar 2021, 7:16 pm

The Moon is a extremely large single-celled organism called the Lunar Radiolarian, hidden inside a silicate shell. When it gets hungry, its questing pseudopods cause mass extinctions on Earth.

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21 Mar 2021, 5:09 am

Today i am deputy secretary general of the United-Nations.
At 3am (russian time) i have a top secret meeting with 12 members of the Deep State.

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21 Mar 2021, 10:00 am

The deep state killed my hamster. She knew too much.

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21 Mar 2021, 10:03 am

I would strangle my plants dry.

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21 Mar 2021, 5:21 pm

Ever tried inflating a horse? Yeah, me too.

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21 Mar 2021, 8:36 pm

I love being treated like crap by my two bigoted uncles! :twisted:

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22 Mar 2021, 10:18 am

I have a new coat of gloss paint, but I can't sit down until it's dry.

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22 Mar 2021, 6:54 pm

All conspiracy theories related to The Moon landings are true.

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23 Mar 2021, 12:00 pm

Hitler escaped to a secret nuclear moonbase, where he started upgrading himself into Cyber-Hitler. Happily, before he could finish, he caught Lume Disease from a lunar tick and died of it.

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23 Mar 2021, 12:28 pm

Electrons are made from cardboard.

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23 Mar 2021, 9:20 pm

Cardboard is made from old motorcycles.

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24 Mar 2021, 12:33 pm

Old motorcycles in milk is very tasty - and being rich in iron plus essential oils it's good for you too. :thumleft:

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24 Mar 2021, 4:33 pm

Eraserhead is a ridiculously boring movie that deserves a remake!

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24 Mar 2021, 5:06 pm

Yeah - it was rubbish and definitely needs remaking by, say, Disney.

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26 Mar 2021, 4:53 am

This is my 700th post on wrong/right/planet.

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