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naturalplastic
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21 Jun 2022, 7:05 pm

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I can't afford pronouns. I have to use amateur nouns.


Im a low rent Confucius.

I dispense amateur verbs, instead of proverbs.



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21 Jun 2022, 7:57 pm

C.W. McCall's "crispy critters" song was not based on a true story of how the hippies took over a Colorado town.



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22 Jun 2022, 4:27 am

I have gills and no lungs, therefore i am a fish.
My computer i'm typing this on right now is waterproof.



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22 Jun 2022, 6:44 am

I have the world's largest collection of classic cheeses. Over 11,000 vintage cheeses, some of them dating back to 1948, which I keep in a storage unit. Looking forwards to spending some quality time with them this summer.


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22 Jun 2022, 6:55 am

Lewis and Clark were a 1950s comedy team.



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22 Jun 2022, 8:41 am

My belly is swollen.
My legs are swollen.
My ankles are swollen.
My feet are swollen and I can't see them.


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22 Jun 2022, 6:42 pm

Abbott & Costello were the true explorers of the Pacific NW.


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23 Jun 2022, 1:17 am

if you see a right-winger, he will run up and embrace you and tell you he wants only to help you.



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23 Jun 2022, 2:20 am

Just as olive oil is made from olives, baby oil is made from babies.



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23 Jun 2022, 3:01 am

canola oil is made from the fruit of the canola plant. and marvel's mystery oil is made from the mysterique marvelosa, a flowering plant with chameleonic foliage.



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23 Jun 2022, 4:16 am

I have a higher post count than auntblabby.



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23 Jun 2022, 4:17 am

^^^you also joined earlier than i did.



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23 Jun 2022, 4:22 am

11 years earlier.



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24 Jun 2022, 9:07 am

I haven't joined WP yet. I keep thinking about it and just not getting round to it.


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25 Jun 2022, 12:38 am

me neether, i'm just a figment of your imagination.



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25 Jun 2022, 6:55 pm

Sometimes, when the buses are late and I'm tired of walking, I give up and use my omega mutant powers to create a glowing pink psionic jetpack, which zooms me effortlessly through the sky to my destination. I don't do it too often, but it would really suck if I didn't have that option.


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