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PBL187
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27 Nov 2022, 12:53 pm

Radish wrote:
I connect a 10,000 volt supply to my doorbell circuit if I see Jehovah's Witnesses coming up the path.


That’s not wishful thinking, and I do blame ya :wink:


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30 Nov 2022, 6:24 am

I have three legs. (the fourth one dropped off)


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30 Nov 2022, 6:27 am

^ I knew it wasn't a mistake pulling your leg.


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30 Nov 2022, 7:23 am

Yeah, I usually travel on retractable wheels.


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30 Nov 2022, 7:31 am

^ And you can play football.

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30 Nov 2022, 11:33 am

I have perfect control of my emotions and bodily functions.


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30 Nov 2022, 4:19 pm

Cornflake wrote:
I have three legs. (the fourth one dropped off)


I will bet that you have a long third leg. :lol:



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30 Nov 2022, 5:23 pm

Oh you mean his tail. He wags that a lot.


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02 Dec 2022, 7:36 pm

I am an NT from Las Vegas.


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03 Dec 2022, 1:31 am

Its 30 degrees today, a nice themperature to go for a swim in the ocean.



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03 Dec 2022, 12:54 pm

Busy day, I've made ice jam made from our own icicles.


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03 Dec 2022, 7:46 pm

Radish wrote:
Oh you mean his tail. He wags that a lot.


Totally. :wink: :lol:



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04 Dec 2022, 3:42 am

I love Christmas songs very much, that groupthink is like oxygen for me.



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04 Dec 2022, 8:13 am

Erewhon wrote:
I love Christmas songs very much, that groupthink is like oxygen for me.


I so do I. I love all those Christmas carols, it makes me turn on the radio even more than usual.


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06 Dec 2022, 11:26 am

I never amuse myself by playing with the Internet.


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06 Dec 2022, 12:52 pm

Well I'm glad Christmas is all over now and it is 2023.


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