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25 Nov 2021, 9:01 am

I hardly spend any time on the internet.



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25 Nov 2021, 2:00 pm

Jerry Springer and Doctor Phil make very high quality television programs.
I look at it every day.



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25 Nov 2021, 2:03 pm

Jerry Springer was just working for the betterment of society.
The world needs more Dr Phil.
These are humanitarians.
This post was an original idea, not influenced by any post that came before it.


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28 Nov 2021, 4:55 pm

Society. It just works.



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29 Nov 2021, 12:49 am

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29 Nov 2021, 3:15 am

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I did not get my temper from his bloodline.


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