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Erewhon
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07 Dec 2022, 1:21 am

Marriage proposal

After all these years of being single, it should finally happen.
I want to get married, but to marry you have to be with 2, so I'm looking for another half.
That's why the question: Who wants to marry me :?:
I have no preferences, everybody is welcome.
As a lure, I can report that they are very easy to deal with.
As a wedding day I had Valentine's Day in mind myself,

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11 Dec 2022, 1:19 pm

If your hair is long enough it can be conveniently used as dental floss! :idea:


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11 Dec 2022, 2:16 pm

Erewhon wrote:
Marriage proposal

After all these years of being single, it should finally happen.
I want to get married, but to marry you have to be with 2, so I'm looking for another half.
That's why the question: Who wants to marry me :?:
I have no preferences, everybody is welcome.
As a lure, I can report that they are very easy to deal with.
As a wedding day I had Valentine's Day in mind myself,

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Congratulations! I've been married 12 times myself, and I thoroughly recommend it. Only two of my wives and one of my husbands have left me, so it's always someone else's turn to do the dishes.


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12 Dec 2022, 7:45 am

Ah snow, lovely snow! ❄️❄️❄️
It's really nice to feel sodding cold, and then there's all that thawing slush to look forward to!


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12 Dec 2022, 7:53 am

I love to watch the wildlife on my front lawn playing... the polar bears chasing the penguins.


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12 Dec 2022, 7:57 am

I simply can't wait to hear this loveable classic belting out in the supermarket.

(play at your own risk)


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12 Dec 2022, 7:59 am

^ My eardrums enjoyed that, it made me feel like spending lots of money in the supermarket.


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12 Dec 2022, 8:23 am

(makes me feel like running out! :lol: )

I've just got a couple of donkeys, ready for the live-in Nativity scene in my front room. Jesus is arriving by FedEx later on today.


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12 Dec 2022, 8:46 am

^ I've sent the three wise jokers too, bearing gifts of Frankenstein, golf and mirth.


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12 Dec 2022, 4:36 pm

The movie Violent Night is really a biopic based on real events that happened in 1983.


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12 Dec 2022, 5:42 pm

Chicken wings make excellent pens.


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12 Dec 2022, 5:45 pm

Having metastatic cancer is a walk in the park.



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12 Dec 2022, 6:37 pm

liars never lie.



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12 Dec 2022, 8:18 pm

Tetsuo: The Iron Man is the real origin story for Marvel’s Iron Man.


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12 Dec 2022, 11:49 pm

There’s a dragon in a moat surrounding my castle.



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13 Dec 2022, 1:24 am

in a previous incarnation i was Charlemagne.