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16 Sep 2022, 11:20 am

The ducks have begun aerial bombing, destroying the cease-fire brokered by the rabbits.
Neither the squirrels nor the cats accept responsibility.


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16 Sep 2022, 11:28 am

I work as a hit man...for Piggly Wiggly.



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16 Sep 2022, 3:50 pm

I've been engrossed watching all the TV coverage regarding the Queen's funeral and King Charles. :roll:


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16 Sep 2022, 3:52 pm

The king is dead, long live the king


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16 Sep 2022, 3:53 pm

babybird wrote:
The king is dead, long live the king


The news has gotten so boring I half hoped someone would spice it up a bit by assassinating someone... :P


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16 Sep 2022, 4:23 pm

babybird wrote:
The king is dead, long live the king


He is totally fit to be king :roll:


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16 Sep 2022, 4:25 pm

Dead By Daylight is not full of toxic players


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16 Sep 2022, 4:55 pm

I think that Camellia is the most sexiest woman alive. She deserves to be Queen.


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16 Sep 2022, 9:28 pm

I love to get jacked on coffee. It shows the people in real life how tough I can be.


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16 Sep 2022, 10:09 pm

Narcissism is the best trait a person can have (Not a totally random post)


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16 Sep 2022, 10:16 pm

I'm the brightest person on WP. My IQ is 200. I'm Sgt. Kinchloe. That's how smart I am. I am so smart....I am so smart....I am so smart....I am so smart - to the tune of the drunk song.


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16 Sep 2022, 11:20 pm

Public toilets are those toilet seats into which you pee and poo in public view. People around can enjoy the view.



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17 Sep 2022, 9:28 am

I had a great morning today.


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17 Sep 2022, 7:00 pm

Small rocks make a great snack food.



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17 Sep 2022, 8:04 pm

It's best to keep calm and carry on. Keep a stiff upper-lip. I feel great when I hold in my tears.


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19 Sep 2022, 10:10 am

Bad breath smells good.