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Tempus Fugit
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26 Nov 2020, 3:03 am

Tons of people didn't do last minute grocery shopping for Thanksgiving.



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26 Nov 2020, 5:37 am

This post has been written around 3000 BC.


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26 Nov 2020, 5:54 am

I am not suffering cake withdrawal symptoms.



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26 Nov 2020, 5:59 am

I am half cat food. The other half is wood.


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26 Nov 2020, 8:02 am

I once talked an elephant into making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for me.



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26 Nov 2020, 10:03 am

We will be able to raise the dead soon :)


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26 Nov 2020, 12:33 pm

my middle name is randolph.



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27 Nov 2020, 4:22 am

I never used too much contractions when I speak in my native language. :skull:
'Di 'ko s'nosobrahan ang g'magamit ng pa'mpa-ikli pag nagt'tagalog 'ko.


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27 Nov 2020, 8:17 am

Donald trump naturally tans. XD


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27 Nov 2020, 8:28 am

The bowel owls have not hooted today.



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27 Nov 2020, 9:22 am

The "Hooters" restaurant chain really IS named after owls.



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27 Nov 2020, 9:26 am

If you watch the Miss Universe Pageant you will see green skinned girls from Mars, three breasted girls from Alpha Centauri, and egg laying female Reptoids from Betelgeus, all in revealing bathing suits.



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27 Nov 2020, 10:54 am

I am not addicted to roblox XD


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27 Nov 2020, 1:25 pm

martians will invade on xmas day.



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27 Nov 2020, 4:03 pm

Penguins are supposed to swim. It is a genetic mistake.


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27 Nov 2020, 6:03 pm

Prince Charles folds sheets of cardboard in secret. Camilla, however, does Groucho Marx impressions before invited audiences.


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