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17 Feb 2021, 9:10 am

When people want a hole dug by hand, they come to me becasue I own all the shovels. All of them.


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17 Feb 2021, 9:11 am

Except my cardboard shovels...


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19 Feb 2021, 6:55 pm

I am calm and in control. I am calm and in control. I aM CaLm anD In conTRoL.


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19 Feb 2021, 8:26 pm

I really like it when my NT sister reads over my shoulder whenever I post here on WP.


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19 Feb 2021, 8:27 pm

I love when anyone reads over my shoulder!!


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19 Feb 2021, 9:53 pm

I will continue my family's tradition that all men must always be morbidly obese! :D


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19 Feb 2021, 10:05 pm

Jory wrote:
Harrison Ford is Lady Gaga's father.


The truth is that Tony Bennett is her father.



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19 Feb 2021, 10:06 pm

I'm not really gay, I just pretend to be.



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19 Feb 2021, 10:09 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I love teenage NT males who are ignorant who have nothing better to do than to jump out at people who are different and try to scare them. They make me feel very special inside.


You mean the same ones that like to creep out of parking lots in the middle of the night while you're running and make you almost call the police? Yea, they're great.


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19 Feb 2021, 10:12 pm

I enjoy being told to not exercise at all!


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19 Feb 2021, 10:22 pm

I hate when my cat sleeps in the sink. She's not cute at all.



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19 Feb 2021, 10:25 pm

My kitten never goes in the sink. She doesn't get into any mischief at all.


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19 Feb 2021, 11:35 pm

DuckHairback wrote:
When people want a hole dug by hand, they come to me becasue I own all the shovels. All of them.


You own all of the shovels in the world.

And I write the songs that the whole world sings...I write the songs.....I write the songgggssssss....



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20 Feb 2021, 9:05 am

A melon can be hypnotised. Try it!


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20 Feb 2021, 10:02 am

DuckHairback wrote:
When people want a hole dug by hand, they come to me becasue I own all the shovels. All of them.


When I dig a hole "by hand," I mean exactly that. No tools. Just clawing the earth out with my fingernails like some kind of giant wombat. It's very efficient.


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20 Feb 2021, 10:37 pm

I enjoy eating pizza on a daily basis! :D


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