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14 Jan 2023, 1:15 pm

"How now brown cow" is actually a misquote.

The correct phrase is "How now ground cow".


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14 Jan 2023, 2:25 pm

I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS! PLEASE SEND HELP... OMG, IS THAT A PROB,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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14 Jan 2023, 11:01 pm

I hate being epileptic.


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14 Jan 2023, 11:15 pm

It looks to me like Radish is enjoying the probe! :roll:


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19 Jan 2023, 6:14 pm

It is great fun driving in a dark, rainy night in an area with lots of traffic but little light except from headlights.
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20 Jan 2023, 6:18 pm

I may be the first member of Wrong Planet who has plans to take over Wrong Planet! :twisted:


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21 Jan 2023, 1:50 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I may be the first member of Wrong Planet who has plans to take over Wrong Planet! :twisted:


Well, I took over the wrong planet once. Meant to invade Earth, accidentally conquered Venus instead. And I don't even like sulphuric acid!

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that's a lie, sulphuric acid is delicious.


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21 Jan 2023, 6:58 pm

Having a sense of humor is never a good thing! :evil:


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26 Jan 2023, 7:00 pm

It is considered against the law to be a member of Wrong Planet & be overweight too! :evil:


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02 Feb 2023, 6:24 pm

Today is Groundhog Day.

Since 2010, Phil the Groundhog has been right every single year! 8)


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02 Feb 2023, 10:42 pm

Phil was delicious!


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03 Feb 2023, 8:03 pm

The world will finish on this day in 2025. :twisted:


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06 Feb 2023, 3:05 pm

I don't know what I ate but after it had traveled through my digestive tract it smelled horrible! :eew:

It gave me an idea for a new business I am starting. I'm going to produce perfumes that smell like that! :duh:

Ladies can wear the perfume when they want to be left alone. :money:


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06 Feb 2023, 6:05 pm

My real name is George Santos. :twisted: :twisted:


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07 Feb 2023, 2:39 pm

8O
Did you look at your latest monthly Wrong Planet subscription bill?! The price has gone way up!!


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07 Feb 2023, 6:45 pm

I did not, because I do not believe that the idea of inflation is real. :twisted: :twisted:


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