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20 Sep 2022, 12:32 pm

Through intensive peace talks the rabbits have learned that the cats and squirrels were not planning a war with each other! It turns out they were planning to hunt chipmunks...so as to fight climate change!

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20 Sep 2022, 9:13 pm

I have an IQ of 135 and I speak with a Cockney accent. I also weigh 165 lbs.

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21 Sep 2022, 7:43 am

Everyone knows who Cable is these days. He's one of the most recognisable superheroes, thanks to two hit movies and a billion internet memes. You can hardly go ten paces at a comic con without meeting a dozen Cable cosplayers. But mention his old partner, Deadpool, and they go "who?"

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21 Sep 2022, 7:50 am

Shoehorns are excellent musical instruments.

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21 Sep 2022, 9:27 am

I'm so rich that everything I eat is plated with gold.

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21 Sep 2022, 5:51 pm

I've never killed anyone.

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21 Sep 2022, 8:06 pm

I've got to get my groove back! I've got to fire up that England Neuron. If I grow my hair a little, I could look like Mick Avory. TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

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21 Sep 2022, 8:38 pm

Chestnuts evolved from sea urchins, which explains why they look similar.

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22 Sep 2022, 4:23 am

Fish are allergic to seafood.

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