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20 Jun 2021, 1:49 pm

the moon has split in two.



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20 Jun 2021, 2:12 pm

Im in the menopause.



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20 Jun 2021, 2:29 pm

i'm not. :|



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20 Jun 2021, 2:45 pm

My belly button had no fluff in it today.



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20 Jun 2021, 2:50 pm

i had dingleberries and whipped cream for breakfast.



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20 Jun 2021, 3:28 pm

My sleep isn't screwed by the cycle.

I did not just cut something and ended up infected it.


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20 Jun 2021, 3:54 pm

My colon has not just depressurised itself.



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20 Jun 2021, 4:38 pm

i have never cleared out a lavatory.



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20 Jun 2021, 4:51 pm

Erewhon wrote:
Im in the menopause.


I am pregnant!



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20 Jun 2021, 5:01 pm

Europe is NOT connected to Asia at any point. All the maps are wrong. They show the "Ural Mountains" where the Ural Ocean should be. Come on, why else would they be considered two different continents? Pathetic, geographers. Just pathetic.


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20 Jun 2021, 5:26 pm

life is fair to everybody and not just the beautiful people/wealthy.



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20 Jun 2021, 9:18 pm

I did not mind being trapped for three hours on a ski lift at a ski resort in north Florida..


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22 Jun 2021, 12:45 pm

I hate my place of employment.


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22 Jun 2021, 6:50 pm

some insects that people think are noisy, are not noisy.



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22 Jun 2021, 7:10 pm

Can't wait for another eye needle appointment tomorrow.


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22 Jun 2021, 7:12 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Can't wait for another eye needle appointment tomorrow.

AMD?