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14 Jun 2022, 1:40 am

i am a dutchman
i am european



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14 Jun 2022, 2:00 am

You can grow doughnut trees by planting Cheerios.



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14 Jun 2022, 8:13 am

Christopher Columbus was the first man to rollerblade across Khazakstan.


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14 Jun 2022, 11:52 am

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14 Jun 2022, 3:13 pm

I am an entity that has given everyone here on Wrong Planet the power of telekinesis.


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14 Jun 2022, 3:20 pm

I can't afford pronouns. I have to use amateur nouns.


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14 Jun 2022, 9:47 pm

I have the latest Toyota laptop.



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14 Jun 2022, 9:53 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:
You can grow doughnut trees by planting Cheerios.


OK ... this is not the cutest thing ever. ^ :D


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15 Jun 2022, 2:44 pm

I am Mozart's brother, Colin.


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15 Jun 2022, 4:55 pm

I am a modern-day Beethoven.


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17 Jun 2022, 5:44 am

^ It's true, he is - I've seen him composing at the drum-kit.


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17 Jun 2022, 8:05 am

^b'dmp tish!

That sound effect is played on the bass trombone.


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17 Jun 2022, 4:41 pm

I have been named a member of a new counsel to fully improve Wrong Planet.


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18 Jun 2022, 4:36 am

Matrix Glitch is my actual name.



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21 Jun 2022, 10:43 am

Food is inedible.



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21 Jun 2022, 4:28 pm

A paste will be distributed soon that will have all the nutrients one can want.

Real food will be outlawed beginning July 1st.


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