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That's true, I've been harvesting them for years and selling them to the pixies

I'm pregnant with triplets.
The father was a non-existent being from the astral plane.

In a way, the womb is not a portal.
Not a portal to summon more humans into this existence. Nope, nope, nope!

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The world's largest land mollusc is Architeuthis arborensis, the Phillippines Giant Tree Squid. It has become a widespread urban pest, living on a diet of cats, dogs and the occasional small child.

I did it!

I was working as a 'retail terrorist" for Saks Fifth Avenue. They ordered me to bomb Nordstrom Rack.

But I got confused and destroyed the Nord Stream Pipeline instead.

Well...its not MY fault that they have similar names!

Blame them for starting World War three. Not me!

I love the colour, pink. It's such a masculine colour.

LSU lost to Auburn tonight.

I invented Windex.

I came up with the idea for Cut the Rope and Om Nom. I had a dream about a Sweet Pea that eats candy in 2009.

I only have three movies in my movie collection.

As of last Wednesday, there are only 7 planets in our Solar System. Earth has been demoted to a haggis.

They'll never be able to invent a flat screen TV or a personal mobile phone.

I've spent all morning climbing mount Everest. I'm knackered now.

I had a really deep restful sleep, and when I woke up my three-day migraine and ended. I was able to turn my head and walk again. Then I found out it’s going to pour rain all day and I don’t have to go out with my mother after all.

Bonus: I also found my meds!!

Elon Musk keeps pestering me to loan him some money.

I am now the new CEO of Facebook.