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I'm not dealing with an unstable connection.

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Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

I have been nominated to be a potential mod for Wrong Planet!

I enjoy my life and am very happy where I am, in regards to it; the people in it, my family and friends..

I have a job and am not on disability.

I function great around other people and they treat me with unconditional respect and love.

I don't have a problem with staring at people and they are happy and non-confrontational when I do.

I have my drivers license because I don't have sensory overload issues.

I never think about su¡cide.

People don't misinterpret my silence and awkardness as a sign of dismissive passive aggresion.

When I fail to mask, people never think I'm on heavy drugs and/or pyschotic.

I've never been mistreated or abused in psychiatric hospitals by staff, and I don't have severe trauma from my last stint inside.

(Multiple Blatant Lies, not just one; sorry)

i never have flatus.

I'm very kind to friends who gaslight me.

with "friends" like that, you DO need enemies.

My father actually was a wolf.

i drank a tonic and heavy water.

It's raining beer today, i've been standing with my mouth wide open all day.

I'm a well-organised perfect housewife and it's always been my dream and ambition to be one!

I never think up of hilariously insane stuff to post only to delete it because that might violate WP’s rules.

i levitate on my flatus and it floats me to far-away places.

My cat is not fat at all. It is just the thickness of his fur that makes him look like that.

I went for a swim, and the water wasn't wet.

i took a shower and came out dry.

Pregnancies work by swallowing a baby and throwing it up nine months later.