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26 Apr 2021, 11:16 pm

People enjoy talking to me, so they seek my company often. Nobody at all refuses to talk to me on the phone, and nobody ever ghosts me in text. I'm a happy person and I totally plan to live a long life.

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27 Apr 2021, 1:36 pm

I posted on this topic more than one hundred times per day for the last three weeks.

But I used invisible ink so you didn't see my posts.

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27 Apr 2021, 6:29 pm

I have segmented earlobes. They certainly help break the ice at parties.

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28 Apr 2021, 9:58 am

I'd kick you all in the nuts. Just because I can.

If you don't have a nut, I'd steal your clothes while you wear it by using scissors, and pray you'd get arrested for public indecency. Cause why not?

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28 Apr 2021, 4:32 pm

I enjoy being morbidly obese. :lol:

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28 Apr 2021, 5:43 pm

I quite enjoy being a bit on the porky side, but my aim is to be be morbidly obese too. :thumright:

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28 Apr 2021, 8:41 pm

Cornflake wrote:

I quite enjoy being a bit on the porky side, but my aim is to be be morbidly obese too. :thumright:

I agree with my bigoted uncles who say that being morbidly obese is a manly thing to do.

:lol:

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29 Apr 2021, 1:15 am

arthritic hips are not a PITA.

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01 May 2021, 7:08 pm

My mom will meet with my VR case worker later this month to talk about the apartment
I will move into the Summer of 2022.

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01 May 2021, 8:41 pm

My hobby consists of putting bucket on people's head, hiding their shoes and keys along with their wallets.

Humans are like many flower plants; they had to be decapitated to give birth to another.

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01 May 2021, 10:00 pm

I have a pet velociraptor. It's real and I'm not just talking to a plush velociraptor. They're real and I bought them at the gift shop of that theme part I went to back in 1993. I forget the name. :nerdy:

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02 May 2021, 12:37 pm

I did 100 back flips down the street this morning!

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02 May 2021, 12:43 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

I saw your velociraptor a few times now, chasing someone's t-rex on some barn or subway, playing toss-and-catch-the-hippo.

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03 May 2021, 5:55 am

I agree with Carl Gustav Jung.

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03 May 2021, 5:01 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

I saw your velociraptor a few times now, chasing someone's t-rex on some barn or subway, playing toss-and-catch-the-hippo.

Damn - has my T-Rex burrowed out of the shed, again?

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04 May 2021, 6:55 pm

I just got put on furlough by my boss because business has slowed down.

It is unclear if I will get my employment back.

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