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14 Oct 2020, 8:41 am

I really hope Trump gets re-elected as leader of the "free world"



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14 Oct 2020, 8:53 am

Politicians are the most honest people in the world


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14 Oct 2020, 1:13 pm

Members of the GOP will always be good people who listen to those who they represent.


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14 Oct 2020, 11:31 pm

magas have great compassion for the poor.



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14 Oct 2020, 11:43 pm

According to the Bible: Moses went to the mountaintop and asked God for laws. And Moses asked God if "if I club someone over the head and take their wallet, would that be against the law?" God replied "I dont wanna go into hypotheticals". And then Moses asked "If I murder someone would that be illegal?", and God replied "I dont wanna go into hypotheticals". And then Moses asked "if we had an election, and if I were threaten voters who vote against me at the polls, would that be illegal?". And God replied "I don't wanna go into hyptheticals". And it went on like that with God being wishy washy. And (contrary to popular belief) God never did actually get around to giving Moses the Ten Commandments. :lol:



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16 Oct 2020, 12:57 am

I have never purposefully bashed my head against a wall.


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17 Oct 2020, 11:37 am

I did not do something really stupid today.


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17 Oct 2020, 12:32 pm

Flies tap-dance. Often.


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17 Oct 2020, 9:23 pm

Pigs are very stupid animals and have the same level of intelligence as garden slugs.



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18 Oct 2020, 11:56 am

That's defo Thommo's account:

1 Twitter doesn't have a blue tick system
2 No Geordie ever said Broon ever. That is so far from their accent.



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18 Oct 2020, 2:55 pm

I am SO on top of the housework right now. You can see the floor an' everything.


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18 Oct 2020, 5:03 pm

J.S. Bach also played ice hockey.


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19 Oct 2020, 2:33 pm

Beethoven invented the game of baseball.


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19 Oct 2020, 5:04 pm

^ He kept a newt farm too, but only his pet wombat knew that. Until now.


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20 Oct 2020, 10:44 am

Mozart was inspired by the Bee Gees.


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20 Oct 2020, 10:47 am

God created men to his image and resemblance.
Including women.


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