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23 Nov 2020, 10:24 am

bass is composed of two halves.



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23 Nov 2020, 5:05 pm

I've sprouted a magnificent set of antlers, just in time for the rutting season.


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23 Nov 2020, 5:10 pm

I am about to end this simulation.  So for those of you who are real, please take the nearest exit.

The rest of you will be saved to your individual archives for later study, and re-edited for use in another simulation.


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24 Nov 2020, 1:03 am

I like cherries.


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24 Nov 2020, 1:07 am

i loves me olives :|



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24 Nov 2020, 1:19 am

10 minutes ago i landed on the sun with my sputnik. on mercury it was cold, but on the sun it is much colder.


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24 Nov 2020, 5:41 pm

Happy Easter!


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24 Nov 2020, 8:30 pm

I have ice cream for breakfast with a glass of beer every morning.


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24 Nov 2020, 9:19 pm

canada celebrates its thanksgiving day after we do south of the border.



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24 Nov 2020, 10:55 pm

Christmas celebration here always starts at late December.

It doesn't start months before Halloween, and it doesn't extend up to 6 months in total. :lol:

Also winter happens here, I've seen snow for every year of my whole life.


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25 Nov 2020, 11:35 am

Gazelles are amphibious.


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25 Nov 2020, 11:59 am

element 115 [Equate™ brand] is in stock on aisle 15 @ walmart right now.



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25 Nov 2020, 1:02 pm

auntblabby wrote:
element 115 [Equate™ brand] is in stock on aisle 15 @ walmart right now.

Element 115? They have tons of it!


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25 Nov 2020, 2:49 pm

Fnord wrote:
I am about to end this simulation.  So for those of you who are real, please take the nearest exit.

The rest of you will be saved to your individual archives for later study, and re-edited for use in another simulation.

Can you hold off on this for a bit please? I'm not real, and I've got to back up the simulation I've been running. Plus, I think there's a couple of replicants in my sim who've been running a sim of their own, and it's only common courtesy for me to give them a bit of warning.


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25 Nov 2020, 5:50 pm

Cats float, but they float better when properly inflated.


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26 Nov 2020, 2:33 am

There's a man sized neon green pink like blob lizard in our house, who turns furnitures into wooden explosives and eats it as if it's like cake.


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