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17 Jan 2021, 12:49 pm

Uranus is orange.

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17 Jan 2021, 1:08 pm

Uranus isn't gassy.

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17 Jan 2021, 1:12 pm

pluto doesn't have a :heart: on.

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17 Jan 2021, 1:20 pm

The Bride of Frankenstein is a factual documentary.

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17 Jan 2021, 3:01 pm

I don't want to punch Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Kamila Harris. I love all three of them to pieces.

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17 Jan 2021, 3:09 pm

I have dug many holes today

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17 Jan 2021, 6:13 pm

Peanuts fart, but only when surprised.

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17 Jan 2021, 6:17 pm

I love to celebrate the differences between men and women and I do it very well.

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17 Jan 2021, 6:19 pm

Purple is not my favourite colour.

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17 Jan 2021, 7:48 pm

Iggy Azalea has springs.

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17 Jan 2021, 7:52 pm

Today I literally dug my own grave. Then after I was buried, I dug my way out of it.

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17 Jan 2021, 10:03 pm

I have never punched someone as a kid.
I have never punched someone as a teenager.
I have never punched someone as an adult.

:lol: :lol: :oops:

And I started all those fights, unprovoked too.

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17 Jan 2021, 10:15 pm

I'd love to have a visit from Twilight Woman tonight. The two of us can fool around in bed together. :wink:

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17 Jan 2021, 10:16 pm

I won't be getting my new kitchen.

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18 Jan 2021, 8:11 am

There's a little fletching running in a hamster wheel inside my stomach.

Too bad it's not butterflies. I could've let flying butterflies out of my mouth.

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18 Jan 2021, 11:08 am

I let butterflies out the other end.

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