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15 Aug 2011, 11:17 am

Ok so I find that I have strange conversations, probably because I R Weird. I think, hope, I am not the only one so here are the rules: Post a conversation that you had today that was funny, weird or interesting. You can comment on other posts if you wish.

Situation: Son stubbed toe and needed it "fixed". This involves me kissing injury, said toe. I do so and then say:
Me: "You know you're lucky, I'm not really into this whole toe thing. I mean, toes live in shoes and there are fungi and... Yuck. You're lucky kid."
Wife: "Yeah nasty."
Me: "I guess crotches have a lot of those same qualities too...."
Wife: "True I guess."
Me: "Of course there are some redeeming qualities to a crotch that a foot just doesn't have."
Wife: "True, I never would have thought of that."
Me: "I'm going to post this, it's funny."
Wife: "You're weird."

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15 Aug 2011, 1:17 pm

Hey, how's it going?

I had a conversation with URtheALIEN today, but it was kind of one sided. I said, "Hey, how's it going?" and he hasn't even replied.

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15 Aug 2011, 1:51 pm

After ordering a cup of coffee this afternoon.

Store Clerk: "You get a blue cup today!"
Me: "Ok... did you run out of white ones?"
Store Clerk: "No we just don't have many blue ones."
Me: "Did they all break or something?"
Store Clerk: "Our supplier that we get cups from stopped making them."
Me: "Oh."

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15 Aug 2011, 2:02 pm

Hey Jory! I had a conversation with Jory today ..... but ...... there .......... were ................ long .....................awkward...................... silences.................. :?:

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15 Aug 2011, 2:08 pm

it's the morning.I'm making coffee...I ask my friend...
me: hey,do you want coffee or tea?
him: yeah sure I'd love one! coffee.
me: OK... I have a weird way of making it...I put the milk in first...do you want to try it out? ...its really nice this way.
him: okay...two spoons
me: eh, what? oh sugar..okay...
*makes coffee*
me: *gives coffee* you get the love-heart mug... its because I looove you...
him: yeah..really...
me: no...I don't take sugar...and that's the one with two :lol: *snorts*
*sister walks in *
sister: wheres my coffee...
me: He made it...god _insert name_ ,your so thoughtless...*walks out of kitchen...

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15 Aug 2011, 2:21 pm

URtheALIEN wrote:

Hey Jory! I had a conversation with Jory today ..... but ...... there .......... were ................ long .....................awkward...................... silences.................. :?:

Sounds like you two are shouting across a valley somewhere deep in the heart of Europe.

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15 Aug 2011, 2:25 pm

Theo: Meow
Me: What?
Theo: Meooow
Me: Really?
Theo: Meeaaoooww
Me: I think you should write Haiku
Theo: *walks off disgustedly*

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15 Aug 2011, 9:07 pm

Henbane wrote:

Theo: Meow
Me: What?
Theo: Meooow
Me: Really?
Theo: Meeaaoooww
Me: I think you should write Haiku
Theo: *walks off disgustedly*

That sounds pretty deep....you should see if you cat wants to write a book, he raises some good points.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:10 pm

cw10 wrote:

URtheALIEN wrote:

Hey Jory! I had a conversation with Jory today ..... but ...... there .......... were ................ long .....................awkward...................... silences.................. :?:

Sounds like you two are shouting across a valley somewhere deep in the heart of Europe.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:17 pm

Jory wrote:

Hey, how's it going?

I had a conversation with URtheALIEN today, but it was kind of one sided. I said, "Hey, how's it going?" and he hasn't even replied.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:22 pm

What's up HotTea?

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15 Aug 2011, 9:26 pm

URtheALIEN wrote:

What's up HotTea?

Not much. I haven't had any exciting conversations today, I'm afraid. Not unless you want to read a short exchange about my foot. :lol:

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15 Aug 2011, 9:27 pm

"there's being an anakist and there's being a dick"

(my words in the context of the recent UK riots)

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15 Aug 2011, 10:03 pm

Niece: What?
Me: What what?
Niece: What did you say?
Me: When?
Niece: Just now.
Me: I don't remember, what did i say?
Niece: How should i know if you don't?
Me: How can i answer a question when you don't even know what your asking about?
*Niece walks out of room*

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16 Aug 2011, 7:27 am

Me: "You are like a fly in a room with 4 evenly spaced piles of poo"
Wife: "Oh my, why?"
Me" "'cause you exercise so much and can't stand still"
Wife: "....."
Me: "I'm going to post this..."

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16 Aug 2011, 7:28 am

above continued.....

Wife: "Oh yeah, well if I'm a fly then you're a MAGGOT. Because you definetly find one place with poop and STAY there!"

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