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20 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

Like shooting laughing monkeys in barrel.

If you pick at your food it will never heal.

That's the kettle calling the pot's cellphone.

The Shatner's going to hit the fan now.



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20 Aug 2011, 5:57 pm

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.


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20 Aug 2011, 6:02 pm

I mix up letters a lot. "Let's go check the bail mox."



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20 Aug 2011, 6:45 pm

Why do tomorrow what you can do today.


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20 Aug 2011, 6:53 pm

Have run, go fun.

My brain does stuff while I run.

Shush your face.

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20 Aug 2011, 7:43 pm

Dance with the horse that brought ya.
a bad apple in every pickle
If someone gives you lemons put your foot in their mouth



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20 Aug 2011, 9:05 pm

You can't have too much cottage cheese! ;)


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20 Aug 2011, 9:46 pm

Mix up existing sayings, like "Out of the frying pan and once more into the breach my friends!"



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20 Aug 2011, 9:50 pm

You put two scoops of sugar in a little cup of tea. Sung to the tune of the Rasin Bran commercial.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:11 pm

I ain't as dumb as I 1ce was; but I was 1ce as smart as I ever was


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21 Aug 2011, 12:31 am

An apple a day keeps a man fed for the rest of his life.

A penny saved is as good as a wink to a blind man.

Never judge a man until you have led his horse to water.


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21 Aug 2011, 1:07 am

Build me a river, cry me a bridge.



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21 Aug 2011, 2:13 am

You can't always want what you get.


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21 Aug 2011, 4:18 am

things are just peaches and scream.
the cat's out of the barn and the horse is out of the bag.
help! i've fallen and i can't get it up!
where's the queef?
a rolling bone lathers no moss.
mead is good.
god helps those who help themselves to what's in the till.

maybe this thread should be called "corrupted sayings" - oh wait, there is already such a thread on WP somewhere...



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21 Aug 2011, 4:29 am

auntblabby wrote:
help! i've fallen and i can't get it up!
where's the queef?

:lol:





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