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kraftiekortie
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24 Dec 2018, 11:43 am

You can lead a cat to water....but she certainly wouldn’t swim in it.



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24 Dec 2018, 3:58 pm

The grass is always greener on the other side of the lawn mower.



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24 Dec 2018, 4:03 pm

Don’t bite the hand that hits you.



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24 Dec 2018, 4:07 pm

A rolling stone does not gather music awards



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24 Dec 2018, 4:09 pm

No news is no news.



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24 Dec 2018, 4:11 pm

I can’t make an omelet without breaking a few pans.



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24 Dec 2018, 4:15 pm

… sorry, I stop, promised. (a promise is a pro mouse) Oooops



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24 Dec 2018, 6:45 pm

Sweating like a dog
Working like a pig
They say they're the cat's meow, but they look like something the cat dragged in.



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24 Dec 2018, 8:12 pm

crazy like a spoon



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28 Dec 2018, 4:08 pm

A chip off the old blockhead.



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28 Dec 2018, 10:01 pm

lord love a truck. [couldn't say the other thing]



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16 Mar 2019, 10:25 am

The eyes of Marge.



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16 Mar 2019, 7:49 pm

lead, follow, or get the truck outta the way ;)



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16 Mar 2019, 7:51 pm

beats a dry, frackin' cough ;)



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16 Mar 2019, 9:17 pm

The court is in your ball.