I figure that when I'm driving, my dad is always on my right (I'm in the USA), and my dad is always right, so if someone says "turn right", I'll go in the direction my dad is.
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Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuhrer." Who's with me?
Watch Doctor Who!