I like being a girl/guy because... (post your reasons!)

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aspie4jc
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11 Sep 2006, 6:21 pm

Admittedly, most (?) of us feel that we were born the wrong gender...myself included. But why not THINK POSITIVE about it now, and find some reasons to be happy with ourselves!

I like being a girl because ... I don't have to wear a tie to work.



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11 Sep 2006, 6:36 pm

I like being a girl/Woman, because I can wear Velvet and Lace together like Austin Powers and get away with it. Velvet and Lace are very feminine fabrics, according to the standards of 2006, as opposed to the Mid 1960s.



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11 Sep 2006, 7:07 pm

I like being a man because my value is almost never based on my appearence.


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11 Sep 2006, 8:59 pm

I don't like being human...


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11 Sep 2006, 9:11 pm

I like being a guy because I can wear High heels, french manicure nails, silky panties,
silk stockings and lip stick.



11 Sep 2006, 10:37 pm

I like being a woman because I won't be expected by lot of men to be real independant like making lots and lots of money, no dark body hair men have, no facial hair, people won't freak out as much lot of people do with men like when a mother sees a guy touching her kid, right away she freaks out and starts hitting him and screaming but if she saw another woman touching her kid, she won't start screaming and hitting her.



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12 Sep 2006, 12:59 am

I like being female because I dont have to be constantly destracted by a certain body part...seems like it would get in the way alot.It is easier to get a date and sex.Women dont fear me because they think I MIGHT be a sexual massmurdering seriel killer gangster.Because when I am logical,strong, independent,it is appriciated and not just taken for granted.Have more creative freedom in my appearence and emotions without being called...gay.I dont have to deal with "macho" guys always wanting to beat me up(just catty women saying nasty things...beats a black eye to me)I dont have to go out on dates and have it "assumed" that I am going to pay for everything(and then wonder if it is the only reason they went out with me)..

when I was younger I thought I was a "guy" or at least wanted to be so I didnt have to wear dresses,act like a "wuss",play with dolls and have my hair put in curlers by my mom(that hurts)Now I am glad I dont have all the limitations put on guys...


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12 Sep 2006, 6:33 am

I like being a guy because I won't get discriminated against if I work in the IT industry.



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12 Sep 2006, 6:50 am

I like being a guy because....

I'm not expected to look like a Barbie doll :roll:
I don't have to wax my legs 8O
I don't have periods or PMT :evil:
Idiotic men don't chat me up :roll:
and I'm never going to be pregnant and go through childbirth 8O

More importantly, I get to sleep with girls, and they're fabulous!


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12 Sep 2006, 8:17 am

I like being a guy because I don't get as emotionally upset as a woman does.


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12 Sep 2006, 2:49 pm

I like being a guy because I can treat chocolate as just another snack.



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12 Sep 2006, 3:26 pm

I like being a guy because I can like women and it there won't be 20 guys following me home waiting to watch lesbian sex.


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12 Sep 2006, 5:55 pm

i'm not giving a list of reasons of why i like being a guy. i just do 8)



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12 Sep 2006, 6:37 pm

I like being a girl because I'm not expected to be athletic.



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12 Sep 2006, 11:25 pm

I like being a guy because I can be attracted to TheMachine.



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13 Sep 2006, 7:03 pm

I like being a girl because I get to wear makeup and I'm excused for being a b***h and am given chocolate whenever I am bitchy.