What do you do that is not socially acceptable?

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My entire life is devoted to being a stereotypical parody of a villain.

My children have informed me that it is inappropriate to scratch my back with a fork at the dinner table...especially if we are at a restaurant. They also said a knife or spoon would not be acceptable either. I was supposed to excuse myself, retire to the ladies room and take care of it there. They said it was icky, but I could take the fork in with me if I had to. How was I to know?

I make lampshades out of human skin.

I wear a bracelet or a necklace to church.

The bracelet and the necklace are both for medical purposes only.

I catch myself making faces or talking to myself

Commenting that someNe or something smells bad a lot of te time right in front of them

Telling people I'm not actually listening to them when they r upset with me, I did it to avoid an argument

Although I find my love of routines the thing that disturbs a lot of society

Accept my size.

*Trigger warning for self-harm/anxiety*

I bite/scratch at my nail cuticles until they're bloody and red patches of skin are showing. Have done this for years.

I keep alive with my Colt 45.

I don't go to the dentist unless I'm in agony and need a tooth pulled and I've never had a filling or had my teeth cleaned.

I pick at my skin-pimples/dead skin ect in public-even while talking to people. When travelling ,if I'm spaced out, I hum or talk to myself - say something out loud that's a continuation of something I was just thinking-in a normal speaking voice-not a whisper. Also I smell my hand and fingers sometimes if I think they smell odd, which looks really weird.

Pick at acne. Walk really fast everywhere. Stop paying attention when someone is talking. Not smile, often during greetings. Not be polite to people I don't like. Not attend social gatherings. Talk more to pets than their owners.