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10 Sep 2011, 6:16 pm

Alpocalypse

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10 Sep 2011, 6:17 pm

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10 Sep 2011, 7:00 pm

My general response to apocalyptic theories is we're not that lucky. The Earth is our mess and we're going to have to clean it up ourselves. Waiting around for Jesus, asteroids, mega volcanoes, or aliens isn't helping.

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11 Sep 2011, 5:36 am

Titangeek wrote:

Looks like a Kalashnikov to me. :wink:

I fear the Alpacalypse!

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11 Sep 2011, 8:06 pm

Dear Makayla, Who exactly is going to clean up all those splattered zombies? Sylkat

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11 Sep 2011, 8:40 pm

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Dear Makayla, Who exactly is going to clean up all those splattered zombies? Sylkat

Dear Sylkat,

No one will clean it up. :twisted:

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11 Sep 2011, 8:43 pm

I imagine zombies would make good fertilizer, or dog food maybe.

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11 Sep 2011, 9:40 pm

Titangeek wrote:

I imagine zombies would make good fertilizer, or dog food maybe.

I was thinking more along the lines of confetti, because that's what they will be when I'm finished with them. :twisted:

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13 Sep 2011, 2:50 am

Eeewww!! ! Stinky! Sylkat

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13 Sep 2011, 10:46 pm

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Eeewww!! ! Stinky! Sylkat

You betcha! That's what makes them so irresistable to horror films.

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13 Sep 2011, 10:49 pm

If there where to be a zombie apocalypse, the cat population would go threw the roof

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13 Sep 2011, 10:55 pm

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If there where to be a zombie apocalypse, the cat population would go threw the roof

I need a kitten to keep me company.

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13 Sep 2011, 10:59 pm

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Titangeek wrote:

If there where to be a zombie apocalypse, the cat population would go threw the roof

I need a kitten to keep me company.

I've been looking for one, there is always some one giving/selling them, except when i want one :roll:

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13 Sep 2011, 11:12 pm

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Jesus will return and challenge the formidable Russians to a game of Ultimate Dodgeball. Fearing divine tricks and miracles, the Russians tempt Jesus with prostitutes and really cool buildings that look like onions. Unfazed, Jesus turns water into vodka. The Russians are unable to resist and stumble drunkenly as Jesus picks them off one by one.

Infuriated by the defeat, Vladimir Putin shuts off the gas to Jesus' apartment. Jesus receives an eviction notice sealed with seven scratch 'n sniff stickers. Upon removal of the fourth sticker (strawberry, yum!) four gigantic, evil men emerge riding massive, colorful My Little Ponies and unleash destruction upon the world. The ponies sh** rainbow sherbet everywhere until the Earth is covered and nothing else remains.

Certainly a vivid description. And one to fear as well.

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13 Sep 2011, 11:15 pm

Titangeek wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Titangeek wrote:

If there where to be a zombie apocalypse, the cat population would go threw the roof

I need a kitten to keep me company.

I've been looking for one, there is always some one giving/selling them, except when i want one :roll:

Its worth it when you find one though. My last kitten is all grown up now. *sigh*

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13 Sep 2011, 11:18 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Titangeek wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Titangeek wrote:

If there where to be a zombie apocalypse, the cat population would go threw the roof

I need a kitten to keep me company.

I've been looking for one, there is always some one giving/selling them, except when i want one :roll:

Its worth it when you find one though. My last kitten is all grown up now. *sigh*

True. I miss my last cat

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