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15 Sep 2006, 10:03 am

This is a game that's pretty popular on Christian Anime Alliance, so I thought why not bring it here?
Here's how it works. Someone posts a wish, and then the next poster grants it, but something bad happens. For example, say I wish for a million dollars. The next poster might say "Granted, but it's all counterfeit."
I'll start it off.
I wish Ranma 1/2 would actually air on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.



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15 Sep 2006, 1:38 pm

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15 Sep 2006, 1:40 pm

I like the new advatar, Whiteskunk!

Make a wish... so that I may destroy it :D


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15 Sep 2006, 3:19 pm

I wish that I had my own invincible army of robots totally loyal to me.



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15 Sep 2006, 4:00 pm

Your wish is granted. But they destroy the earth around you and you are now left with a single square foot to stand on. I wish I was dead(I want to see how this one goes).


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15 Sep 2006, 4:17 pm

You die and go to heaven, but all is not well. As St. Peter leads you in through the gates, you hear screaming.

"What's that noise? you ask.

"Oh," says St. Peter, "that's just a newbie having his head drilled so we can fit the halo!".

Disturbed, you walk on. A while later, more screams.

"What's that?"

"It's a fresher having the holes drilled in her back to fit her wings".

By now you are freaked out.

"I don't want to stay here any more - I'll choose the other place!"

"You realise that Hell is the world of rape and sodomy?" says St. Peter.

"Yes, but at least I already have the holes for those..."


I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted.


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15 Sep 2006, 4:27 pm

Gives Sociable Hermit the wish to burn himself alive and then be hung from his feet until the blood rushes to his head and he dies. Then I grant the wish. I wish I could crush the earth between my thumb and finger.


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15 Sep 2006, 4:35 pm

Granted, but in doing that, you crush yourself.

I wish that I had a nuclear missile at my disposal.



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15 Sep 2006, 4:40 pm

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You die and go to heaven, but all is not well. As St. Peter leads you in through the gates, you hear screaming.

"What's that noise? you ask.

"Oh," says St. Peter, "that's just a newbie having his head drilled so we can fit the halo!".

Disturbed, you walk on. A while later, more screams.

"What's that?"

"It's a fresher having the holes drilled in her back to fit her wings".

By now you are freaked out.

"I don't want to stay here any more - I'll choose the other place!"

"You realise that Hell is the world of rape and sodomy?" says St. Peter.

"Yes, but at least I already have the holes for those..."

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I wish that I had a nuclear missile at my disposal.

Yes, but Steve Jobs was testing the New Improved Reality Distortion field in your area and caused you to believe that dropping it on China was a good idea. World War III follows.



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15 Sep 2006, 4:41 pm

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15 Sep 2006, 4:45 pm

You get infinite wishes

I wish that I was God.

CORRUPT THAT



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15 Sep 2006, 5:02 pm

* TANGENT *

I have another Heaven joke which I love, and I've got to tell it. I admit it's not politically correct and I do apologise, but the logic is very funny.


There is a big road accident involving a convoy of travellers. A bus turns over and 23 gypsies are killed.

Although they live an alternative lifestyle, the travellers are eco-warriors and, on balance, have done enough good to get to Heaven. However, when St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates he has some bad news.

"I'm afraid we've been very busy lately," he says, "and we only have enough room for fifteen of you. Eight will have to stay suspended between Heaven and Hell until space can be found. I will leave you to make the final choice as to who gets in straight away and who has to leave. You have 15 minutes to consider while I have a private word with Our Lord."

And so St. Peter leaves them to make a decision, and pops off for a one-to-one with God.

Fifteen minutes later, true to his word, he's back.

"They've gone, my Lord." he announces to Heaven at large.

"What?" rumbles the voice of God, "The whole 23 of them?".

"No," says St. Peter, "the gates"....


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15 Sep 2006, 5:03 pm

Anubis wrote:
You get infinite wishes

I wish that I was God.

CORRUPT THAT


Yeah, but I KNOW I am!

And I wish I'd never thought of inventing this planet, the life upon it, or this stupid quiz!


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15 Sep 2006, 5:23 pm

granted... but now there is no more internet :cry:

I wish the world were back again



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15 Sep 2006, 5:24 pm

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15 Sep 2006, 5:25 pm

Granted.

But you're still an Aspie stuck on a website with loads of other weirdos like me! :D

I wish I hadn't started playing this game now...


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