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28 Sep 2006, 11:11 pm

Hey KBABZ,

Where have u been all my life???????????
I love your "poke them with a stick " idea. Just one thing though, I am not the fastest runner. Any suggestions incase they poke back?????



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28 Sep 2006, 11:44 pm

Well, it depends on what you're using to poke them with. If you're using a twig, then you may want to have some kind of escape route to a hiding place handy, but if you're poking them with the enitre tree, they'll be the one running!

Another way to tick them off: Play with the lightswitch in the room they're in (works best at night), or do other simple sound things such as making a 'pop' noise with your mouth, clicking a pen, or tappping the table in a slow beat with the stick you used to poke them all day with!


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29 Sep 2006, 4:55 pm

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29 Sep 2006, 6:39 pm

I also choose certain onesd and say hi to them everytime I see them.



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29 Sep 2006, 7:08 pm

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01 Oct 2006, 5:10 pm

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02 Oct 2006, 3:48 am

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04 Oct 2006, 12:10 am

These forums are at the same time horribly depressing, and intensely amusing.


But here's a sure fire way to get NTs mad.

Do anything. No matter what you do, someone is going to be angry at you for it. You can rescue a kitten out of a tree, and you'll have someone yelling that you're interfering with evolution.

Also, in response to earlier parts of this thread. If someone poked ME with a stick all day I'd be annoyed too.


I find that placing a large number of kittens can annoy people, but they're too distracted by the cute that they won't complain.

Bonus points if you just got the kittens out of a tree.



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04 Oct 2006, 12:23 am

Rock them :evil:



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04 Oct 2006, 3:45 pm

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