These forums are at the same time horribly depressing, and intensely amusing.
But here's a sure fire way to get NTs mad.
Do anything. No matter what you do, someone is going to be angry at you for it. You can rescue a kitten out of a tree, and you'll have someone yelling that you're interfering with evolution.
Also, in response to earlier parts of this thread. If someone poked ME with a stick all day I'd be annoyed too.
I find that placing a large number of kittens can annoy people, but they're too distracted by the cute that they won't complain.
Bonus points if you just got the kittens out of a tree.