How to drive NTs mad.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

That is all.

When they're in full flow talking about something, suddenly shout 'Yes! I get what you mean now!'
and they say, 'What?'
and you say 'You know, what you were talking about a week last Wednesday'

Pretend you're an NT, as it is a documented fact that most NTs hate other NTs for random, pointless reasons ("ohmigod u wear black u loser!!111!1").

They're so easy to provoke, the small subhuman NTs.

My friend said he did that to (what we call) an NT once. He told this guy the funniest joke and he didn't get it. Several hours later he suddenly he got it and burst out laughing. Thig is, it was the middle of a Maths Test!! !

Another suggestion: Wear all of your clothes inside out.

wear clothes that don't match and say it doesn't matter. recite a speech to them with large words about the importance of expression. Explain to the person that it's all just another opinion in the "whirlpool of life" or the "sea of confusion". As if this has not confused the poor person enough, tell the person words of wisdom in latin. I think that should stir them slightly.

An excellent way to make NT's nervous is to not respond or reflect (mirror) their actions or to show any expression when responding to them. That really shows how heavily reliant they are on using another person to gauge their behavior. If someone NT makes a comment and you don't show any response (either positive or negative that is very important) they will start to look slightly bewildered because you are not playing the NT social game. They expect a response because that is what they have been "taught". If you don't give them a clue as to what you are thinking about them then they will often up the emotional ante to see if they can get a reaction from you. This is where you need to train yourself to do nothing (if you want to play this game) and then watch what they do. You need to make sure they are aware though that you are not ignoring them - just not responding to them. That is what truly drives NTs mad because it disrupts their social skills training because there actions are based on all sort of subtle facial cues and voice intonations and if you don't give them that then you can often literally watch their confusion.

Whenever NTs try to be friendly to me, I (sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally) make my voice as monotoned as possible and overexaggerate my shyness. They always stay away from me after that.

Do the opposite of what they tell me to do.

I could talk to you all day, Scrulie.

The way to instantly annoy an NT is to go too 'deeply' into practically any given subject. When a TV show or movie is the topic, introduce the underlying morals of the plot and the inspiration and themes used by the writers, and compile a psychological profile of each character.

It cheers me up when I drive NTs mad. Taking out my misery on them. Seems good enough. Like I act stupid when someone tries and tell me something, I already understand/know what to do, although in most cases they think I'm ret*d so I have to tell them at the last minute "I'm joking." And then they get pissed off and that makes me laugh. Ha Ha, take that!

Example:

Scenario

(I'm playing Sevens/Rummy with A So Called Friend).

A So Called Friend: Your turn.
Me: My turn?
A So Called Friend: Yes your turn!
Me: To do what?
A So Called Friend: TO PUT DOWN A CARD!
Me: What card?
A So Called Friend: THE FRIGGIN' CARDS IN FRONT OF YOU!! !
Me: What cards in front of me?
A So Called Friend: *Points to them angrily* THERE!! !! !! !!
Me: Oh, those cards. He. So What do I do with them?
A So Called Friend: YOU put One DOWN!
Me: What all the cards?
A So Called Friend: NO THE ONE YOU DON'T f*****g WANT!! !! !
Me: Ohh. So what card do I put down?
A So Called Friend: Do you even know how to play Rummy?!
Me: What's Rummy?
A So Called Friend: You're a ret*d man. *About to get up and leave*
Me: Relax, man I'm only joking.
A So Called Friend: GRR!! You're f*****g annoying, you know that?
Me: Yes. *I smile with my eyes closed and laugh*

I make up names of Fantasy Animals such as, Butterdogs, Firehorses and Cat Hoppers.

when someone is waiting for you for a long time and they ask you what you took you so long say something totally abnormal.

"What took you so long?"

"I was milking a cow."

"What?"

"A cow and then the aliens invaded."

"Seriously, what took you so long?"

" I just told you, of course I expertly fought off the aliens with a sponge."

This can go on forever!

Also randomly pat a person whom you don't know on the head or back.

Well, my friend has been gone for three days, and I did this frequently before Imet her so i started this up. especially with "the populars" stare at them freuently, every time you see them. the mean ones I mean. it annoys the hell out of them. today in second period we had a sub and the one guy said "see your staring at me again!" and I played all innocent I was like "what? why are you so mean to me!" and the sub was like "it's ok he's just fooling with you." it was funny.

Hey KBABZ,

Where have u been all my life???????????
I love your "poke them with a stick " idea. Just one thing though, I am not the fastest runner. Any suggestions incase they poke back?????