My Anus is Closed (the feces is not the problem)

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09 Nov 2011, 9:51 am

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The only sex that is right is sex between a married man and woman. Also, divorce is considered adultery. Having sex with someone after you've been divorced and that first person is still alive is adultery. So yeah I'm waiting until marriage. But I can't wait tho :3


lol


Lol at I can't wait or the divorce thing?


Bit of both really. Your rigid christian views and your lust for sex.


Sorry, that's just the way it is. Lust is a struggle for me, that's all. If you want proof God exists, then look around you. Everything is just too fricken complicated to come about randomly



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10 Nov 2011, 12:37 am

Wolfmaster wrote:
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The only sex that is right is sex between a married man and woman. Also, divorce is considered adultery. Having sex with someone after you've been divorced and that first person is still alive is adultery. So yeah I'm waiting until marriage. But I can't wait tho :3


lol


Lol at I can't wait or the divorce thing?


Bit of both really. Your rigid christian views and your lust for sex.


Sorry, that's just the way it is. Lust is a struggle for me, that's all. If you want proof God exists, then look around you. Everything is just too fricken complicated to come about randomly


Hold on if that's your proof... how do you know you've got the right God? What about the others?

I'm not even saying God doesn't exist. It's not relevent. Not all Christians believe that divorce is adultery. And hardly any believe you have to wait for your divorced partner to die before you can have sex again without it being adultery. There's a thousand different branches of the religion with their own ideas/philosophy. And yours are extreme.

I wasn't even aware that your lust or whatever was a struggle for you though it's not exactly out of the ordinary for a 14 year old. Lol. I just thought it was kind of funny given your strict views on how you're "allowed" to do it.



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10 Nov 2011, 9:23 am

It isn't a denominational thing. 'tis What the bible says. There's one thing about Christianity that no other belief system has. Christianity isn't a religion. Religions are like: You struggle and get the top of a mountain where God is, there are many different paths, etc. Christianity is like this: You're at the bottom of the mountaim, and God comes to you. Christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship. Once, a man used this metaphor to convert sl
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Wolfmaster wrote:
The_Perfect_Storm wrote:
Wolfmaster wrote:
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Wolfmaster wrote:
The only sex that is right is sex between a married man and woman. Also, divorce is considered adultery. Having sex with someone after you've been divorced and that first person is still alive is adultery. So yeah I'm waiting until marriage. But I can't wait tho :3


lol


Lol at I can't wait or the divorce thing?


Bit of both really. Your rigid christian views and your lust for sex.


Sorry, that's just the way it is. Lust is a struggle for me, that's all. If you want proof God exists, then look around you. Everything is just too fricken complicated to come about randomly


Hold on if that's your proof... how do you know you've got the right God? What about the others?

I'm not even saying God doesn't exist. It's not relevent. Not all Christians believe that divorce is adultery. And hardly any believe you have to wait for your divorced partner to die before you can have sex again without it being adultery. There's a thousand different branches of the religion with their own ideas/philosophy. And yours are extreme.

I wasn't even aware that your lust or whatever was a struggle for you though it's not exactly out of the ordinary for a 14 year old. Lol. I just thought it was kind of funny given your strict views on how you're "allowed" to do it.



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10 Nov 2011, 11:31 am

[quote="Wolfmaster"]It isn't a denominational thing. 'tis What the bible says. There's one thing about Christianity that no other belief system has. Christianity isn't a religion. Religions are like: You struggle and get the top of a mountain where God is, there are many different paths, etc. Christianity is like this: You're at the bottom of the mountaim, and God comes to you. Christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship. Once, a man used this metaphor to convert sl
e buddhists

Pretty sure Islam's the same. The last sentence there doesn't make any sense can you please explain? You didn't really answer my question either.



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10 Nov 2011, 12:07 pm

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It isn't a denominational thing. 'tis What the bible says. There's one thing about Christianity that no other belief system has. Christianity isn't a religion. Religions are like: You struggle and get the top of a mountain where God is, there are many different paths, etc. Christianity is like this: You're at the bottom of the mountaim, and God comes to you. Christianity isn't a religion. It's a relationship. Once, a man used this metaphor to convert sl
e buddhists

Pretty sure Islam's the same. The last sentence there doesn't make any sense can you please explain? You didn't really answer my question either.


1. You didn't ask a question.
2. The mountain metaphor is what I was talking about.
3. I'm pretty sure it's the same go up the mountain thing with Islam. Islam can be proven wrong because they honor suicide bombers and terrorists.... That just isn't right :(



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10 Nov 2011, 5:58 pm

You guys ever heard someone say something in ten seconds that was so stupid it would take an hour to explain to them how stupid it was?

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10 Nov 2011, 8:50 pm

I rather enjoy the idea of a religion of relaxing, like that you describe.



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10 Nov 2011, 10:02 pm

Wolfmaster wrote:
1. You didn't ask a question.


The question was how do you know the other religions aren't the correct ones, but don't worry

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3. I'm pretty sure it's the same go up the mountain thing with Islam. Islam can be proven wrong because they honor suicide bombers and terrorists.... That just isn't right :(


You're about as ignorant as it's possible to be.



PS: We're discussing religion within a topic titled 'my anus is closed'.



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11 Nov 2011, 12:01 am

How am I ignorant? And yeah my anus is fine tho now


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1. You didn't ask a question.


The question was how do you know the other religions aren't the correct ones, but don't worry

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3. I'm pretty sure it's the same go up the mountain thing with Islam. Islam can be proven wrong because they honor suicide bombers and terrorists.... That just isn't right :(


You're about as ignorant as it's possible to be.



PS: We're discussing religion within a topic titled 'my anus is closed'.



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11 Nov 2011, 12:41 am

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How am I ignorant?


You believe that Muslims honor terrorists. Which they don't.



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11 Nov 2011, 1:54 am

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How am I ignorant?


You believe that Muslims honor terrorists. Which they don't.


I was more LOLing at the millions of atrocities perpetrated in the past and present in the name of Christianity,
in fact the ones demanded by the Bible,
and the outright assertion that the morality practiced by religious believers is remotely related to whether it's claims are factual.


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11 Nov 2011, 3:27 am

ValentineWiggin wrote:
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How am I ignorant?


You believe that Muslims honor terrorists. Which they don't.


I was more LOLing at the millions of atrocities perpetrated in the past and present in the name of Christianity,
in fact the ones demanded by the Bible,
and the outright assertion that the morality practiced by religious believers is remotely related to whether it's claims are factual.


Yeah there are alot of things wrong with religion today.



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11 Nov 2011, 7:40 am

You probably have a rectal prolapse, which can cause that. I know I had one and it was scary. The rectum is probably blocking the anus, which is causing it. I would get to a doctor.



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11 Nov 2011, 11:24 pm

The_Perfect_Storm wrote:
ValentineWiggin wrote:
The_Perfect_Storm wrote:
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How am I ignorant?


You believe that Muslims honor terrorists. Which they don't.


I was more LOLing at the millions of atrocities perpetrated in the past and present in the name of Christianity,
in fact the ones demanded by the Bible,
and the outright assertion that the morality practiced by religious believers is remotely related to whether it's claims are factual.


Yeah there are alot of things wrong with religion today.


I think the vast majority of adherents are well intentioned.



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11 Nov 2011, 11:42 pm

SoftlyStepping wrote:
The_Perfect_Storm wrote:
ValentineWiggin wrote:
The_Perfect_Storm wrote:
Wolfmaster wrote:
How am I ignorant?


You believe that Muslims honor terrorists. Which they don't.


I was more LOLing at the millions of atrocities perpetrated in the past and present in the name of Christianity,
in fact the ones demanded by the Bible,
and the outright assertion that the morality practiced by religious believers is remotely related to whether it's claims are factual.


Yeah there are alot of things wrong with religion today.


I think the vast majority of adherents are well intentioned.


Good intentions don't make up for all the bigotry but sure, that's nice I guess.



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12 Nov 2011, 1:04 am

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Good intentions don't make up for all the bigotry but sure, that's nice I guess.


It's hard for a person to fully comprehend that most of the world disagrees with them.