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sigholdaccountlost Veteran
Joined: 10 Jul 2006Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 2,207
Exactly what it says on the tin. Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?
IrishEyes Veteran
Joined: 10 Dec 2005Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 553Location: Ireland
A: None, they just assimilate the bulb. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
alexa232 Veteran
Joined: 12 Apr 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 772
don't know. how many? How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 113,554Location: Stalag 13
Only one, but the Lightbulb has to really want to change. How many Body Builders does it take to change a Lightbulb?
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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
TheBladeRoden Veteran
Joined: 10 Feb 2005Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 1,208Location: Wisconsin
Wait, which one do I answer now?
krex Veteran
Joined: 20 Jun 2006Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 4,471Location: Village of the Damned
One,well ..they dont actually change it but they call the maintenance department to do it for them. How many personal care attendants does it take to.....
en_una_isla Veteran
Joined: 31 Oct 2005Gender: FemalePosts: 2,876
Not applicable-- they steal both the old and new lightbulbs! How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Starbuline Veteran
Joined: 25 Sep 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 7,577Location: .....Russia
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
MrMark Veteran
Joined: 3 Jul 2006Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 8,918Location: Tallahassee, FL
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in jacuzzis. How many Zen masters?
sociable_hermit Veteran
Joined: 25 Aug 2006Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 1,609Location: Sussex, UK
How many Aspies does it take to change a lightbulb? ... ... ... One. They hold the bulb while everyone else turns the planet around until it fits.
diseased Veteran
Joined: 23 Sep 2006Gender: MalePosts: 870Location: Victoria, BC
How many ADD/ADHD'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter... they'll all get distracted and forget what they were doi-Ooh! Shiny!