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01 Oct 2006, 3:11 pm

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Q: How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 3:15 pm

A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 3:18 pm

don't know. how many?

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 3:23 pm

Only one, but the Lightbulb has to really want to change.

How many Body Builders does it take to change a Lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 3:23 pm

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01 Oct 2006, 3:28 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

How many Body Builders does it take to change a Lightbulb?

A: Six, one to do it and five to stand around and say "Man, you've got
such awesome muscles. You're so cut."

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01 Oct 2006, 3:31 pm

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

alexa232 wrote:

don't know. how many?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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01 Oct 2006, 3:33 pm

IrishEyes wrote:

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

alexa232 wrote:

don't know. how many?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

haha.

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01 Oct 2006, 3:56 pm

Wait, which one do I answer now?

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01 Oct 2006, 4:19 pm

TheBladeRoden wrote:

Wait, which one do I answer now?

This one!

Q: How many software people does it take to change a light bulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 4:34 pm

One,well ..they dont actually change it but they call the maintenance department to do it for them.

How many personal care attendants does it take to.....

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01 Oct 2006, 4:54 pm

Not applicable-- they steal both the old and new lightbulbs!

How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 4:59 pm

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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01 Oct 2006, 6:34 pm

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in jacuzzis.

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01 Oct 2006, 6:40 pm

How many Aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?

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One.

They hold the bulb while everyone else turns the planet around until it fits.

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01 Oct 2006, 6:58 pm

How many ADD/ADHD'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter... they'll all get distracted and forget what they were doi-Ooh! Shiny!

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