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Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 20,454Location: Aux Arcs
That’s what Mrs Radish said
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
No wonder she's got a smile on her face!
Recidivist Veteran
Joined: 4 Jan 2023Gender: MalePosts: 3,851Location: He/him/his
Saw your missus on telly yesterday, didn't know she worked in forensics.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 67,988Location: Chez Quis
enjoys discussing cat urine
Issa Tell-tale-tit! Unsolicited pics are private
Wants to be all over my nightshirt.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 69,878Location: Portland, Oregon
Wants to steal everyone's nightshirts.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Stop talking and make me sandwich!
Wants to be sandwiched
Doesn't need a toaster, just breathes fire on her bread.
Doesn't need a life preserver, just inflates his ego. (jokes)
Does naughty things with fruit preserves.
Has fantasies about fruit preserves.
Yes - you're as fragile as a little girl in pigtails!
Can make sammiches
Hershey Highway Patrolman