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Radish
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30 Jan 2023, 7:40 am

So its a question of just how much they cut off then?


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30 Jan 2023, 7:42 am

You have chosen well. The voice pitch change is only a side effect.


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30 Jan 2023, 7:44 am

<In a high voice> Hey, I only came in to have my toenails trimmed! :evil:


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30 Jan 2023, 3:32 pm

Seems historically eunuchs had multiple purposes, so you've got options.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch


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31 Jan 2023, 8:39 am

Drives slower than a snail. Claims he uses less gas that way.


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31 Jan 2023, 10:29 am

Leaves a trail of slime behind everywhere he goes


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31 Jan 2023, 11:12 am

Is the character in the library in Ghost Busters that slimes everyone.


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31 Jan 2023, 12:21 pm

You make Slurm.


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31 Jan 2023, 12:32 pm

Invented a new kind of slime called slurm by collecting sweat and boogers from their body.


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31 Jan 2023, 12:35 pm

Invented the peanut butter, garlic and celery sandwich.


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31 Jan 2023, 2:58 pm

Added radish to the sandwich


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31 Jan 2023, 5:09 pm

Adds a little creosote to her sandwiches to spice them up.


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31 Jan 2023, 6:15 pm

Spices his up with salted slugs from the garden


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31 Jan 2023, 6:17 pm

Keeps a company of salty slugs.


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31 Jan 2023, 6:49 pm

Slugs down salted slugs


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31 Jan 2023, 7:03 pm

Is sluggish when cold.


(That smack though. 8O )


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