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22 Nov 2022, 1:49 am

Drops eggs when hits a bump.


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22 Nov 2022, 10:47 am

Takes a dump when hitting a bump


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22 Nov 2022, 11:22 am

Regarding your bump, are you expecting again or just too many pies?


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22 Nov 2022, 11:26 am

You’re the daddy


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22 Nov 2022, 11:28 am

Thanks for making me Google image weird s**t like 'baby lizard radish'.

I still can't find anything appropriate. :x


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22 Nov 2022, 11:38 am

Just wait till he has to pay child support on dozens of hybrid radish-lizards


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22 Nov 2022, 11:51 am

^ :lol:

You are both barking mad. Looks like Where_am_I is the godmother, though she's more suited to the roll of a godfather.


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22 Nov 2022, 11:56 am

Thanks! :)

This isn't the compliment thread.


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22 Nov 2022, 11:57 am

Will devour the babies


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22 Nov 2022, 12:46 pm

Plural? Just how many are you expecting? 8O


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22 Nov 2022, 1:20 pm


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22 Nov 2022, 2:39 pm

^ Awww. Such cute babies. They take after their mother. :P


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22 Nov 2022, 3:05 pm

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22 Nov 2022, 3:17 pm

Has dreams of being Godzilla, but is really:

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22 Nov 2022, 3:22 pm

Green Anole, used to see them all the time in the south of the state.Too cold here. :cry: Sweet little things.
Where’s my child support you deadbeat vegetable?


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22 Nov 2022, 5:12 pm

Yes, about that, I'd like a paternity test on junior.

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