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swbluto
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22 Nov 2011, 10:00 pm

I'll start:

GHOST!

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This thread is intended to be fun not nasty. Rude comments can be based on the member's avatar or user name, a play on words or follow a meme. Do not make vulgar or offensive remarks intended to hurt anyone. The site rules still apply here. If you don't understand the difference between playful rude remarks and blatantly offensive remarks then don't participate in this thread.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:11 pm

You smell like cabbage.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:15 pm

Your hair looks like its made out of old coleslaw


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22 Nov 2011, 10:25 pm

I want to insert an arm of your sunglasses down your gullet and watch you gag.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:36 pm

My grandma can run faster than your panzer tanks. Blitz my *ss.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:38 pm

I'm going to blitz your ass. Prepare to be horrified then scarred for the rest of your life.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:39 pm

f*****g triangle.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:43 pm

Shoot... I can't be rude to sweet little jmnixon95. So blitzkrieg receives my blitzkrieg of rudeness instead. Panzers? More like panzies :P


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22 Nov 2011, 10:48 pm

A panzer would be wasted on you.



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23 Nov 2011, 7:07 am

You have a truly offensive face



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23 Nov 2011, 8:59 am

Your power-wire towers are looking a little rusty at the bottom.



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23 Nov 2011, 9:02 am

That cat is a rapist


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23 Nov 2011, 9:03 am

Your mother was a hamster!



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23 Nov 2011, 9:06 am

swbluto wrote:
Your power-wire towers are looking a little rusty at the bottom.

a desolate imagination will imagine degradation to be where it can not see.



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23 Nov 2011, 9:22 am

Your metal joints sound a little squeaky.



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23 Nov 2011, 9:50 am

Toxicity wrote:
Your mother was a hamster!

and your father smelt of elderberries.