Where is Werbert?

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Its been 2 days no post from Werbert. I'm begining to shake from Werbert withdrawal.

Maybe we should pledge money for a reward or to fund a search party?

Werbert, come back!!

He's over there. --->

I killed him for worshipping Mustard.

You despicable cad! Here, go to that corner, I'll pin you there with the Masamune, and you think about what you've done in the name of religion.

Even if you take Masamune I still have Garlicmune.

The mustard worshipper is BACK!! !

I wonder if garlic and mustard would taste good together .

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no they don't, i would recomend not trying them

Last edited by Raph522 on 03 Oct 2006, 5:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Picture this:

Saturday, September 30. The Siamese twins known as werbert are reading pro-garlic hate messages on WP

Werbert 1: Garlic, garlic, garlic. I'm getty pretty sick of hearing about garlic.

Werbert 2: You said it. Some people just don't know when a joke has run it's course. I wish TheMachine1, One-Winged Angel, and their garlic god would take a long walk off a short pier.

Werbert 1: Well' let's disappear for a while. I'll bet you they won't even miss us.

Werbert 2: I disagree, my fellow werbert. We make them laugh, and we have surely attracted enough attention that our absence would be noticed.

Werbert 1: That sounds like a challenge. Shall we make a wager?

Werbert 2: Agreed. If you win, I shall let you make out with me. If you lose, you shall let me make out with you.
*They shake on it*

Three days later...

Werbert 1: F***

Werbert's weird.

Boyo, when you're not as obsessed with being a grey-haired, blue-cat-slit-eyed, overly-long-sword wielding genocidal maniac as you are now, then you can start calling others weird.

Anyone who starts a condiment jihad is weird. Wars, yes, but a jihad? You two have got Freudian condiment issues....

Werbert-Just for you!!

From Ireland enjoy!

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We have found the lost books of The Book of Garlic in a cave in East Africa. We are translating them with an array of supercomputers. But it may very well be we were not told the whole story of Garlic.

Where's the nearest bomb shelter...?

So far we've found that millions of years ago there was a city called Midgarlic run by an evil corporation called Shinra-Sombra. They used Garlic Cells to turn a man named Sephiroland Hojodeschain into a super-SWORDSLINGER.

Last edited by One-Winged-Angel on 05 Oct 2006, 10:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.

That makes SFA sense and you know it. Stick to Jenova, or stick to garlic.