Me and my dad worship Saganism (the worship of carl sagan)

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20 Dec 2011, 3:30 pm

yes i'm pretty sure this isn't an actual religion, but it would be cool if it was! Anyone else's religion Saganism rofl?



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20 Dec 2011, 3:37 pm

What is the gospel of Sagan?



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20 Dec 2011, 3:42 pm

I practice carsonite saganism.



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20 Dec 2011, 3:43 pm

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What is the gospel of Sagan?

Item #0 We are the Cosmos looking at itself
Item #1 We are all made of stuhr stuff
Item #2 The Cosmos is all there is, was and ever will be
Item #3 There are bullyuns and billyuns of galaxies in the Cosmos
Item #4 The are billyuns and billyuns of stuhrs in each galaxy
Item #5 Our Earth is a Pale Blue Dot in the Heavens.

Main Question: Who speaks for Earth?

Principal Hymn: Whale Song. Whoop, Whoop, Whoop (sung by Carl himself).

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20 Dec 2011, 3:48 pm

ruveyn wrote:
snapcap wrote:
What is the gospel of Sagan?

Item #0 We are the Cosmos looking at itself
Item #1 We are all made of stuhr stuff
Item #2 The Cosmos is all there is, was and ever will be
Item #3 There are bullyuns and billyuns of galaxies in the Cosmos
Item #4 The are billyuns and billyuns of stuhrs in each galaxy
Item #5 Our Earth is a Pale Blue Dot in the Heavens.

Main Question: Who speaks for Earth?

Principal Hymn: Whale Song. Whoop, Whoop, Whoop (sung by Carl himself).

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#3 and #4 are actually from the carsonite sect.



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20 Dec 2011, 3:50 pm

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Item #2 The Cosmos is all there is, was and ever will be



You mean it didn't sprout from a virgin birth? Blasphemy!



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20 Dec 2011, 3:59 pm

Im more of the PBS Sect of Saganism myself.



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20 Dec 2011, 8:24 pm

The Carl Sagan interstellar mission to get rid of all the worlds atomic weapons.



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20 Dec 2011, 8:30 pm

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Im more of the PBS Sect of Saganism myself.


You like to ride in The Ship of the Mind, yes?

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20 Dec 2011, 8:58 pm

ruveyn wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Im more of the PBS Sect of Saganism myself.


You like to ride in The Ship of the Mind, yes?

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Oh yes.



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20 Dec 2011, 10:48 pm

You worship the worship of Carl Sagan?


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21 Dec 2011, 4:18 am

The priestly vestments of the Church of Sagan is a brown sports jacket with leather elbow pads.

The primary vehicle of the Saganites is a bicycle that undergoes a visible Lorentz Contraction at 20 kilometers per hour. It is blue when it is riding toward you and red when riding away.

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21 Dec 2011, 7:11 am

What will be next Hawkingism? Dawkinism? I think at the end of the day I am the master of my own belief system. I don't need other external gurus to dictate to me what to think and believe.



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21 Dec 2011, 8:58 am

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What will be next Hawkingism? Dawkinism? I think at the end of the day I am the master of my own belief system. I don't need other external gurus to dictate to me what to think and believe.


Anything but Dawkinism. I hate that guy.



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21 Dec 2011, 9:36 am

ruveyn wrote:
The priestly vestments of the Church of Sagan is a brown sports jacket with leather elbow pads.

The primary vehicle of the Saganites is a bicycle that undergoes a visible Lorentz Contraction at 20 kilometers per hour. It is blue when it is riding toward you and red when riding away.

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It's a motor scooter.



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21 Dec 2011, 8:07 pm

I like Carl Sagan a lot. But I have a feeling he would be insulted by people worshiping him in such a manner


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