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Radish
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07 Aug 2022, 4:17 am

Is a one man manure stirring business.

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jennyishere
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07 Aug 2022, 6:35 am

Makes his living selling very small bags of ant manure

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07 Aug 2022, 6:39 am

Is my largest customer for said bags. She makes a living selling the tiniest mushrooms in the world.

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07 Aug 2022, 6:45 am

Likes to serve his micro-mushrooms on tiny toast

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07 Aug 2022, 7:17 am

Cultivates her mushroom crop between her toes.

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07 Aug 2022, 8:26 am

Irritates water lilies.

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Radish
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07 Aug 2022, 8:45 am

Pours water over girls named Lilly.

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07 Aug 2022, 12:49 pm

Orders a set of freshly severed Hobbit feet every month from Murihiku.

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07 Aug 2022, 3:49 pm

Well they are delicious with a little brown sauce. Won't let me have her feet to eat! Spoil sport! :evil:

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07 Aug 2022, 4:02 pm

Eats Hobbitses.

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08 Aug 2022, 5:52 am

Is Elton John's secret lovechild

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08 Aug 2022, 5:54 am

Had a secret lovechild with Elton John.

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08 Aug 2022, 6:04 am

Is really Elton John in disguise.

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08 Aug 2022, 6:19 am

Works as a drag queen called Elton Joan.

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08 Aug 2022, 6:42 am

Does a one drag-woman show where he plays Joan of Arc and sets fire to himself.

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08 Aug 2022, 7:52 am

Is a lip sync assassin

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