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Radish
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08 Aug 2022, 8:23 am

Sewed her lips together in protest of the high price of sultanas.


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08 Aug 2022, 9:28 am

Showed her all the creative ways of getting sultanas into her body. :eew:


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08 Aug 2022, 9:36 am

Experiments the same way with herself using chocolate digestive biscuits.


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08 Aug 2022, 10:28 am

Will choke on a sultana later tonight...


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08 Aug 2022, 11:13 am

Tried to choke me with sultanas! 8O


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08 Aug 2022, 1:16 pm

Successfully choked and came back as a carrot, again.


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08 Aug 2022, 1:42 pm

Enjoys a meal of choked carrot, beaten eggs and whipped cream.


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09 Aug 2022, 9:39 am

Can walk up windows like a fly.


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09 Aug 2022, 10:23 am

Only buys chocolate digestives to lick the chocolate off, and throws away the leftover biscuits.

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Is a lip sync assassin

We might be into the same thing. ;)


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09 Aug 2022, 11:23 am

Caught pressing lips with Jenny! Ah! Telling! :P


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09 Aug 2022, 12:01 pm

:lol:

RIP Radish.


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09 Aug 2022, 12:16 pm

Wanted by the police. She was last seen chasing after the person who stole her chocolate biscuit... with a machete!


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09 Aug 2022, 4:52 pm

Ate Cornflake.


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10 Aug 2022, 4:08 am

Eats small children who annoy her.


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10 Aug 2022, 7:46 am

Has three kneecaps.


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10 Aug 2022, 7:54 am

has been discussing doing a remake of Count Dracula