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29 Sep 2022, 8:29 am

Killed me with his back crawl.


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29 Sep 2022, 9:31 am

Sank like a stone, only to emerge later as a ghost to haunt these forums.


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29 Sep 2022, 9:56 am

Lives in an actual pineapple under the sea


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29 Sep 2022, 9:56 am

Snorted my ashes.

Edit: you both snorted my ashes... weirdos. :(


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02 Oct 2022, 10:33 am

Absorbent and yellow and porous is she.


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02 Oct 2022, 11:18 am

Goes sponge diving in his local indoor pool.


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02 Oct 2022, 1:11 pm

Carries a chainsaw in his knickers.


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02 Oct 2022, 1:14 pm

Pulled the starter on my chainsaw! 8O


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05 Oct 2022, 9:00 am

Is a real-life bubble boy.....lives in a bubble made of snot. :eew:


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05 Oct 2022, 9:25 am

Is a real life lilly beetle. (They disguise themselves by living in a bubble of their own sh1t).


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05 Oct 2022, 10:22 am

Superglued lilly beetles all over himself because he found their bubble of s**t more appealing than his snot.


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05 Oct 2022, 11:33 am

Is Radishes younger twin brother on his turnips side


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05 Oct 2022, 11:43 am

Is the real life Olive Oil

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05 Oct 2022, 11:45 am

Ate a tree


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05 Oct 2022, 11:47 am

Ate an elephant in one go then asked for seconds.


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05 Oct 2022, 11:56 am

Shaves his head with a butter knife


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