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jennyishere
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31 Jan 2023, 9:11 pm

Always carries a spare piece of cheese in case he meets a hungry mouse

Radish
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01 Feb 2023, 4:43 am

Always carries a spare mouse in case she meets a hungry cat.

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01 Feb 2023, 6:06 am

Can snore "God Save the King"

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01 Feb 2023, 7:31 am

Can fart "God Save the Queen", can't yet make a king fart.

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01 Feb 2023, 8:00 am

Always makes an effort to fart while on public transport or in lifts.

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01 Feb 2023, 10:35 am

Shagged a snowman.

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01 Feb 2023, 10:37 am

I have never danced with a snowman in my life!

Throws snowballs at babies.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:03 am

Lies.

Is half human and half cake.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:10 am

Is always thinking about food... chocolate, biscuits, cake, sweets etc.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:15 am

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01 Feb 2023, 11:15 am

I woke to find her licking between my toes.

Show some discretion, woman!

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01 Feb 2023, 11:18 am

Where_am_I wrote:

Lick each others toes... buy hey... consenting adults.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:25 am

Sold his wife to his neighbour for a cup of milk.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:26 am

Expressed the milk manually.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:26 am

We are both very happy with the trade! :shameonyou:

Knocks on random stranger's doors and asks for a cup of bleach.

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01 Feb 2023, 11:50 am

Has a fully adjustable belly button.

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