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02 Feb 2023, 10:46 am

Made Radish wear his used panties for a week to increase their sale value.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:57 am

Doesn't realise she isn't in Kansas anymore.


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02 Feb 2023, 11:13 am

Has the brain of a lion, the courage of a tin man and looks of a straw man.


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02 Feb 2023, 11:52 am

Represents the Lollipop Guild.


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02 Feb 2023, 12:36 pm

Is a door to door lollipop salesman.


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02 Feb 2023, 3:34 pm

Goes around pushing all the buttons in an elevator; wherever elevators happens to be located at.



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02 Feb 2023, 4:35 pm

Likes going on the wrong escalator, and having to run on it to get to the end; claims it keeps him fit, though he does leave a trail of carnage with all the people he knocks over, and indeed has been thrown out of stores on multiple occasions.


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02 Feb 2023, 5:28 pm

Annoys other shoppers by loudly singing "Stairway to Heaven" as he goes up on the escalator



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03 Feb 2023, 4:30 am

Makes a smell in lifts and looks accusingly at someone else.


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03 Feb 2023, 5:09 am

Needs to take a little nanny nap every hour or two



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03 Feb 2023, 7:07 am

^ You're not wrong! :lol:

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03 Feb 2023, 11:51 am

Enjoys redirecting traffic to Oxfordshire



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03 Feb 2023, 12:35 pm

Spends an hour a day going around and around the city centre roundabout in Oxford.


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03 Feb 2023, 2:56 pm

walks up and down roads for at least 2 hours a day.



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03 Feb 2023, 4:17 pm

What do you think I am, a postman? :P

Frequently gets thrown out of McDonalds for stealing chips (French fries) off small children.


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03 Feb 2023, 7:50 pm

Likes to swallow chips whole, like a seagull