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01 Feb 2023, 12:30 pm

Keeps trying to lick my belly button! Stop it! :evil:


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01 Feb 2023, 12:33 pm

:eew:

enjoys counting the number of times, he has to switch out light bulbs throughout the year.



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01 Feb 2023, 12:34 pm

Doesn't everyone? :?

Eats lightbulbs claiming they give him energy and light up his life.


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01 Feb 2023, 1:39 pm

munches on grass & tree bark, as he thought that it's a way to return to nature.



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01 Feb 2023, 3:09 pm

Sits in an oven when he's overwhelmed.


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01 Feb 2023, 3:26 pm

Sits in a fridge, claiming it makes her 'cool'.


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01 Feb 2023, 3:53 pm

visits the nearest cemetery to find information, about how to improve one's financial gains



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01 Feb 2023, 4:36 pm

Made a fortune by investing in extra-terrestrial real estate :alien:



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01 Feb 2023, 4:36 pm

Made a wishing well in her garden, but has yet to find any coins in it, despite her checking every hour of the day.


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01 Feb 2023, 4:39 pm

Traps spiders in his garden then uses them as salad garnishes



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01 Feb 2023, 4:43 pm

Well they are quite nutritious.

Doesn't eat insects, how strange to miss out on all that free protein.


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01 Feb 2023, 8:39 pm

Likes to carve raw potatoes into amusing shapes



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02 Feb 2023, 7:34 am

Carves kangaroos into fish sculptures.


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02 Feb 2023, 9:05 am

animates garden gnomes as soldiers



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02 Feb 2023, 10:13 am

Claims there are fairies in his garden and sells tickets to dupes wanting to see them.


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02 Feb 2023, 10:34 am

Walks around a nearby Tesco with the hopes, they open it's door and hand them all their money in the safe.