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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Keeps trying to lick my belly button! Stop it!
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
enjoys counting the number of times, he has to switch out light bulbs throughout the year.
Doesn't everyone? Eats lightbulbs claiming they give him energy and light up his life.
munches on grass & tree bark, as he thought that it's a way to return to nature.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Sits in an oven when he's overwhelmed.
Sits in a fridge, claiming it makes her 'cool'.
visits the nearest cemetery to find information, about how to improve one's financial gains
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,682Location: Australia
Made a fortune by investing in extra-terrestrial real estate
Made a wishing well in her garden, but has yet to find any coins in it, despite her checking every hour of the day.
Traps spiders in his garden then uses them as salad garnishes
Well they are quite nutritious. Doesn't eat insects, how strange to miss out on all that free protein.
Likes to carve raw potatoes into amusing shapes
Carves kangaroos into fish sculptures.
animates garden gnomes as soldiers
Claims there are fairies in his garden and sells tickets to dupes wanting to see them.
Walks around a nearby Tesco with the hopes, they open it's door and hand them all their money in the safe.